Friday, February 25, 2011

That Black and White Movie Where People Yell at Each Other...


^The title of this post above is how a person once described His Girl Friday to me. Words can not describe the emotions that I felt at hearing this classic film so maligned (wiping a tear as a recount this sad tale of ignorance).

His Girl Friday (1940)
Dir. Howard Hawks Written/adapted by Charles Lederer from a play "The Front Page" by Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur
Starring: Rosalind Russell, Cary Grant, Ralph Bellamy

Hildy Johnson: [speaking to Walter on the phone] Now, get this, you double-crossing chimpanzee: There ain't going to be any interview and there ain't going to be any story. And that certified check of yours is leaving with me in twenty minutes. I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up. If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong.

I'd like to draw your attention, for a moment, to the movie poster pictured above, if you've ever seen Rosalind Russell before I don't know that you would recognize her. The poster artist took liberties with this impressionistic (as in his impression of her) painting he or she did of her. Also, the narrative arc of His Girl Friday is such that it takes place in the space of one day in the life of Hildegarde Johnson (Russell,) Ace Girl Reporter. She only wears two costumes throughout the whole film; neither of which looks remotely like the yellow gown on the film poster. Another thing that is way off is the provocative one-liner above her, it reads: "She Learned About Men From Him!". "Him" being Walter Burns, played by Cary Grant-Hildy's ex-husband. False advertsing, in my opinion, the photo of Hildy combined with the blurb is misleading and has nothing to do with the film.

I'm currently reading a book, Romantic Comedy: Boy Meets Girl Meets Genre, by Tamar Jeffers McDonald. She talks about the romcom as a whole and also different offshoots or as she calls the "sub-genres," Screwball, The Sex Comedy of the late 50s and sixties, the radical romantic comedy, and the neo-traditional romantic comedy. McDonald, like me, also believes that even immediatly after screwball's heyday it's elements went into other sub-genres.

In the section on screwball she talks about violence and the what it means to Romantic Comedy and screwball. This struck me as I had just watched His Girl Friday, and this film has what you might call a violent pace. Barbs and insult fly with deadly intent between Hildy and Walter, mumbled or spat back and forth they skewer each other with suprising venom, Hildy as the wronged woman and Walter because will do anything to keep her around long enough to con her back into being a "newspaper man." Insults also fly towards the inept sheriff and the crooked warden who are part of a newspiece that Hildy's writing.

Violence is not simply physical but a verbal act as well. Although, their is a scene where Hildy in order to get a scoop hikes up her skirt and sprints after a man and then literally jumps him from behind. At Walter and Hildy's first meeting, after heated words Hildy throws her purse at Walter. He proceeds to stalk her around the room gesticulating and simaltaneously cajoling and threatening try to get her to return to work and also saying,

"Let's not fight, Hildy. Tell you what. You come back to work on the paper and if we
find we can't get along in a friendly way, we'll get married again."

This statement exemplifies marriage in classic screwballs. McDonald points out that the
difference between romcoms and screwballs, concerning violence both physical and verbal, is
that in a screwball it never stops between the protagonists. The traditional concept of a home
and married life is absent from a SC. The end of His Girl Friday implies that Walter and Hildy
will get married again, will it have the oh-so important honeymoon that Hildy longs for:

Hildy: Oh, yes -- we were to have it right after our

honeymoon -- honeymoon!

Walter: Was it my fault? Did I know that coal mine

was going to have another cave-in? I meant to be with you on our

honeymoon, Hildy -- honest I did.

Hildy: All I know is that instead of two weeks in Atlantic City with my bridegroom,

I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky -- age sixty-three -- getting food and air

out of a tube! You don't deny that. Do you?

Walter: Deny it! I'm proud of it! We beat the whole

country on that story.

Hildy: Well, suppose we did? That isn't what I got

married for.

There will be no white picket fences or babies for Hildy Johnson. This ending and the ideologies
that lie behind it are the reasons why I believe that the screwball couple no longer has to follow
an antiquated norm of heterosexuality. While marriage is an important element it is not crucial,
it does not make or break the narrative structure of a SC. Censorship can explain the use of
marriage which allowed screwball couples freedoms onscreen that would not have otherwise
been shown. Marriage is in effect a "beard." So, that is why after the code was lifted a
screwball couple could manifest itself as Seth and Evan in the film Superbad or Lorelai and Rory,
mother and daughter duo on Gilmore Girls.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Superbad-He's Our Man If He Can't Do It No One Can *shaking pompoms while chanting this

Warning this post is rated R.
Superbad (2007)
Dir. Greg Mottola Written by: Seth Rogen
Starring: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Emma Stone, Seth Rogen, Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show d*&k going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.

Superbad, Superbad why are you so supergood? Basic premise: Two about-to-graduate teenagers, Seth (Hill) and Evan (Cera), are hot-to-trot, hot and bothered, you know-*wink,wink--ready to do some recreational wrestling. The lock in on their targets and Dude-the party of the year happens and they are in or so they think. Before they can ...ahem, have some fun they must go on an important mission: LIQUOR ACQUISITION. They rally the troop(s), the self-dubbed, McLovin' and set forth to Ye Olde Liquor Store. Armed with spermicidal lube, condoms, and green beer they manage to make it to the party after a long night of battle.

If your eyebrows are raised right now and you are puzzled as to why I would add this movie to a list of potential modern Screwball. Well, one of my working theories is that the Screwball Comedy film, might not, and maybe can't, exist in the contemporary film world. But maybe elements still survive and have gone off into other diegesises (other film narratives).

Where has the Screwball couple gone? I think that because the restraints of the past have slightly lifted a non-heteronormative couple can be substituted for the traditional male-female one that was paramount. All joking aside, I would rather watch a good "Bromance" any day of the week than some of the recent spate of third-rate romantic comedies. The comedic elements are seriously lacking in many of the mainstream romcoms that I watch.

So, do Seth and Evan qualify as a Screwball couple? Yes! Absolutley and emphatically yes. They are highly dysfunctional, chronically squabbling, yet beautifully matched, loyal and equal friends.
Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, "I love my best friend, Evan."
Evan: Let's... go on my roof.
Seth: [whispers] For sure.

We are at an interesting point in the Bromance-sphere, they have hit their peak, at least in my estimation. The second-rate films are up next in the queue. The Golden Age of Bromance has passed-leaving The 40-Year Old Virgin, The Hangover, and Superbad etc. to comfort us through the pale imitations of Bro-Love.

That's enough for now. I will revisit Superbad at some point in the future. Here are few asides that I happened upon...

Watching the movie for the first time I noticed the lack of the whole word: vagina, so the second time around I noted every manifestation of the word and they only said the word once, way in the beginning of the movie.
Here are my findings:
1. Vag-tastic voyage
2. Vagina
3. Vagine
4. Pussy
5. Pussy
6. Pussy*(insult)
7. Vagtastic
8. Pussy (insult)
9. Anti-poon
10. Pussy (insult)
11. Pussy (insult)
12. Vagi
13. Vag
14. Pussy (insult)
15. 2xpussy (insult)
16. pussy
17. pussy
18. pussy (insult)
19. pussy
20. man-gina
21. pussy (insult)
22. Pussies (insult)
It's has to mean something, right? The next viewing I will track the word, Penis, in an effort to be equal opportunity.


My name is Superbad but I also answer to... (from imdb.com)
SuperbadGermany / Greece
Çok fenaTurkey (Turkish title)
Súper coolMexico
Separation AnxietyUSA (fake working title)
Super BaldasPortugal
Super coolArgentina
SuperGraveFrance
Superbad - É HojeBrazil
Superbad - ülikõva!Estonia
Superbad - Maiali dietro ai banchiItaly (pre-release title)
Superbad - avagy miért ciki a szex?Hungary
SupercoolPeru
SupergraveBelgium (French title)
SupermaladesCanada (French title)
SupersalidosSpain
SupersamiecPoland
SupersugenSweden
Suxbad - Tre menti sopra il peloItaly

Here Meet My Baby Mama: Juno

Juno (2007)
Dir. Jason Reitman Written by: Diablo Cody
Starring: Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Allison Janney, Jason Bateman

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take
.

The 411: Girl Juno (Page) and a friend Bleeker (Cera) have sex once and she gets pregnant. Like any wisecracking teen would she deals with it by joking; "Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale." She finds a couple to adopt the baby and continues to live the ups and down of her teenage life.

Juno immediately came to mind when I was trying to think of a modern Screwball Comedy. I don't know that I've ever come across a movie that manages to pull of a teen pregnancy in the way that this film does. It is irrevrent and humane in it's dealings with the subject matter. And the dialogue is appropriatley lightning fast and brilliant.

There is a teenage couple, zany antics, sharp and fast dialogue, a slight touch of drama, and all of this in 96 minutes. What more could anyone ask of a teen pregnancy movie.

Su-Chin: I'm having a little trouble concentrating.
Juno MacGuff: Oh well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.
Su-Chin: No thanks I'm off pills.
Juno MacGuff: That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Juno MacGuff: Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin.


Sunday, February 20, 2011

Takin' a Step Back For a Better Perspective

I have a bit of a backlog of movies that I have watched this past week and haven't posted blogs about yet. I am a wonderful work in progress as usual-translation a master procrastinator. Anyway I realized this morning that I need to back-track a little and re-watch a few classic Screwball Comedies. Maybe, My Man Godfrey, Palm Beach Story, and His Girl Friday etc, and then continue on my way.

The reason being that I realized that I am judging more contemporary movies with the perpective of someone biased towards classic films. Also, I have a criteria for a formula for classic SC's that might not work for contemporary comedy films.
Here is a work in progress that I have gathered form watching classic SC.

Elements of a good, this is an important distinction, Screwball Comedy films they usually contain most of not all of these themes:

Ø Marriage (in some way shape or form, e.g. couple getting divorced, married, or re- married)

Ø Class issues

Ø Verbal gymnastics or sparring

Ø Strong female leads

Ø Physical Comedy (not required)

My epiphanous morning led me to think in the direction that if one of the theories that I am juggling is that the Screwball couple can now be a male/male pairing of friends, e.g. a Bromance, or a mother/daughter duo à la Gilmore Girls then the general guidelines that are listed above no longer apply in the same way they would if this was 1934. Marriage and how it is viewed, depicted, and acted upon in today's culture is a whole other ballgame than it was in Screwball's heyday.

So, it follows that marriage might be a more fluid element now than it was before. An updated list might not include the word "marriage" maybe romantic pairing or coupling or friendship. I think a step back at this point might lead to a better and more thought out step forward. Please bear with me- I am like a babe in the woods-in new treacherous territory and I will make many mistakes and assumptions along the way.